Jason Witten is unretiring and rejoining the Cowboys. Here is our Take vs Taek.
TJ 1 – Welcome to take vs take, I’m TJ Carpenter Jason Witten has decided to come out of the Medieval themed escape room that is the Monday Night Football booth and play for the Dallas Cowboys yet again. You really have to respect ESPN trying to step outside the box on that one. Hiring a former Dallas Cowboy as your color commentator… that’s never been done before.
TJ 2 – Oh what’s that I’m sorry… I was just trying to BOOK MY FLIGHT TO THE SUPER BOWL. WHOOO!!! THE HOTBOYZ ARE BACK AND J-WHEEZY IS MISSING PIECE THIS TEAM NEEDED TO MAKE TITLE RUN.
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TJ 1 – Witten has probably lost a step or 12… and besides, he was so good in the booth. Smart, articulate, he made Joe Tessitore stop talking.
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TJ 1 – We lost a broadcasting legend.
TJ 2 – JASON WITTEN IS BACK IN THE SILVER AND BLUE. SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL. HE’S BRINGING TONY ROMO WITH HIM TOO. And Demarcus Ware and Martellus Bennett
You really outdid yourself this time Jerry… well played. Romostradaumus… the Wittenberg… back in the saddle again!
TJ 1 – Did you just make wordplay with Jason Witten and the Hindenberg! That’s a bit on the nose. Just because Jason Witten was great at talking about football doesn’t mean he’ll be any good at playing football.
TJ 2 – WHAT. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! The Jasonator was the perfect Cowboy… he worked hard, always put the team first and he was the best I’ve ever seen at being white.
TJ 1 – He’s 36 years years old… do you know how old that is in football years? The Patriots wrote it into Rob Gronkowski’s contract that when he turns 36 they’ve got the legal right to have him drug out back and shot.
TJ 2 – Jason Witten is an immortal GOD. You don’t need to worry about his age… you think if he were too old to play he could do this???
TJ 1 – That video is like 10 years old… was that John Madden?
TJ 2 – What you have something against John Madden? You are an elitist jerk you know that?
TJ 1 – Well it has nothing to do with that… let me put it this way, How is Jason Witten going to make things better? He hasn’t caught more than 80 passes in a season since 21012.
TJ 2 – I don’t need him to make a lot of catches, just the big game winning catches. That’s all we need him for. And when he is catching those passes from Dak or Romo or hell bring back Staubach.
TJ 1 – Roger Staubach is 77 years old.
TJ 2 – WHATEVER. I don’t need you negativity… When J-DUB is catching passes for touchdowns that send the Cowboys to the SUPER BOWL… you and Stephen A Smith can kiss my butthole.
TJ 1 – You know, having a league full of retired players would be pretty cool… just on the off chance you could possibly witness Terry Bradshaw get ripped in half by Demarcus Ware or James Harrison… or BOTH! Congratulations kids, you just witnessed the death of a football icon.
TJ 2 – I’m talking about real football here… not the AAF. And Jason Witten is the leadership and poise and dedication that this team needs. Mic drop. SUPER BOWL 2020.
TJ 1 – You can’t just say mic drop and pretend you won the argument.
TJ 2 – Mic drop. Jason WINNIN 2020!
TJ 1 – This is a bad idea… Jason Witten’s return will not work out for the Cowboys… or Witten who I’m pretty sure already has CTE.
TJ 2 – It’s a good idea and you should be ashamed of yourself for that joke you just made… we all know CTE is a myth [made up by NPR.]
TJ 1 – That was Take-vs-Taek let us know what you think in the comments section. Do you think having Jason Witten back is good or bad for the Cowboys. Answer in the comments section below and don’t forget to share this video and like the FANTOM page on facebook.
